San Antonio is a fun town to visit – and the best strip clubs San Antonio offers are some of the hottest you’ll find anywhere!
Not exactly earth shattering news, right? Not really when you stop to think about it. An Oprah study a few years ago indicated that 14% of all men patronize strip clubs regularly. If you polled a significant number of men – and they all responded honestly – you’d probably find that the majority of them enjoy an occasional trip to a nice men’s club too. (I’ll also posit that most women might agree; please read on.)
The obvious reason, of course, is because that’s where gorgeous, scantily-clad (at best) young women are found in numbers. Alongside our basic, primal urges like hunger and need for shelter, our sex drive is one of the strongest urges we can feel. Men are instinctively drawn to nude, attractive female bodies like moths to a flame. Fine strip clubs afford them the opportunity to view (but usually not touch) that magnificent female form in a plush, live setting where other enjoyable accoutrements like great food, drink, cigars and male camaraderie can also be had.
Beautiful, naked women also have a tendency to make men happy through physiological triggers. When a male encounters a female he deems to be attractive, natural painkillers called endorphins are released in the man’s brain which gives him a feeling of happy contentment. It is difficult to find an unhappy man in one of the first-class strip clubs San Antonio can claim because of all the nice waves of pleasure washing through his body.
Due to the happy, playful nature of strip clubs, one will also find them common hangouts for businessmen to come and relax in. The stress and psychological damage that the workplace can inflict on certain men can be easily mitigated by a few cocktails and some light playful banter with a beautiful nude woman. Not surprisingly, men also like to take advantage of the light-hearted atmosphere to conduct business in. What better place could there be to get a happy, relaxed client to sign your contract on that dotted line?
The best strip clubs San Antonio offers also provide a safe environment for men to practice their conversational and flirtation skills with beautiful women. Unless the dancers or waitresses have a little “escort” business going on the side, male customers of men’s clubs can flirt the night away and not have to worry about scoring for the night (unless that was their original goal). The ladies are professionals, and unless they themselves want to take the action off premises, they can safely give their male patrons all the verbal thrusts and parries they can handle there at the club.
Men’s clubs also give men the opportunity to indulge in sexual fantasy with absolutely no strings attached. Men can get physically close to the object of their fantasy without having to actually follow through with their fantasies. Men in poor or humdrum relationships can spice up their libidos a bit with a visit to a strip club, and perhaps take some of that re-energized sexual interest back home for their significant other to benefit from.
And lest I be accused of being a male chauvinist pig, I would daresay that if you surveyed some middle-aged to younger women, you may very well find that they don’t have a problem, either, with checking out a male strip club in San Antonio on their occasional girls’ night out. And that their guys also have no problem with it as long as no one actually handles the merchandise.
So, unless it becomes a divisive issue in a relationship, or a long-term habit that prevents you from developing a real relationship with a real person, an occasional visit to a strip club may very well be the best prescription for an overworked and stressed out male (or female). All of the sensory delights, stimulating conversation, good food and drink, hanging out with friends, and enjoying the pleasant atmosphere in the best strip clubs San Antonio offers will usually end up putting an energetic spring back in your step.
Oh, and go prepared – besides lightening your mood, that visit will certainly make your wallet a little lighter, too.